The Little Rascals Face Deep Water Horizon

Oh look it's those adorable Little Rascals. Even though it's June, they are decked out in grownups' coats.  The want to sound really big and important so they're kicking around  enormous numbers. 

On the left, Elizabeth is reminding us of the 12 billion pounds and counting draining out of British pensions.  Little Janet isn't feeling too secure with 60,000 barrels of oil destroying the homeland.  David is spanking himself over his friend Barry's chances in the 2012 election.  Tony is hoping that old cap will hold at $75 million. After all, that's not just alfalfa we're talking about. Little Ken is concerned with 2,500 square miles of oil sheen.  Too bad he didn't tighten up his department's regulators when he first joined the gang.  Poor Barry on the right is wondering where he's going to get $30 billion dollars to fix Mother's beautiful broken blue bowl.

Carly Fiorina, You're on What NOT to Say

This week's episode of "What Not to Say" on TLC features Senate candidate Carly Fiorina.  Stacy London and Clinton Kelly surprise her at a rally outside the Capitol Building in Washington,  DC.  Many people she has burned through her words and business decisions helped to realize this badly needed intervention for Carly. Those 18,000 HP employees she fired to outsource their jobs to China have been secretly filming her, catching every ugly outburst.  Looks like John McCain will be personally providing the funds for the famous check for $5000 to pay for her mental makeover.  Nick Arrojo is making a special guest appearance to assist in transforming that "so yesterday" attitude. (So appropriate, since both he and Carly are renowned for excessive chopping.)  Stacy is pronouncing her famous catch phrase, telling  Carly what everybody in the California Republican party wants to say to her, "Shut up." Unfortunately, Barbara Boxer was unable to assist in Fiorina's intervention. She has been tied up protecting our water and air as chairman of the U.S. Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works.


For a look at the activities of a woman whose record of service extends way beyond keeping up with the  latest fashion in hair, check Barbara Boxer's website: http://boxer.senate.gov/en/senator/committees/epw.cfm


For a serious discussion of Fiorina's many misstatements, and a more extensive explanation of her failure as CEO of HP, I recommend clicking on this link to Media Matters:  http://politicalcorrection.org/factcheck/200908200003.

Has She Moved On? Osama bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahri Relaxing in the Cheers Bar

Osama bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahri are shown here photographed during a break between sessions at the Death to America Convention. With news of the unfolding environmental disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, they reflect on their diminished role in the destruction of the Great Satan.